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January 28, 2005

Budapest, illustrated

I'll start the story over again from the beginning.

I was blogging on the plane. Not all of it was interesting.

"I look outside the window of the airplane and notice that the clouds have disappeared to reveal glorious white mountains below. The Alps. To the south they flatten into fields of clouds again. I see a dammed river. For a moment the poles of a ski lift glint in the sun.

'You fucking me makes me bilingual'"

That was the music I was listening to, by the way.

When checking into my Paris-Budapest flight, I realized how accustomed I've become to the ridiculous security on any flight that has anything to do with the US. The guy checking my passport didn't recognize the Hungarian visa, asked what country it was for, and didn't seem to care about the answer. For the first time in years, I made it through security without taking my shoes off. They seemed not to care that I had twice the amount of allotted baggage. People smoked in the airport lounge.

When I arrived in the Budapest airport, I made it through passport control without even talking. So much for that $60 visa.

The trees around the airport were completely frosted over, like white ghost-trees. I didn't take any pictures, because I figured I'd see more of the same once we got into the actual city, but I haven't.

I took pictures of the apartment. It's hard to capture a single room, so here's a picture of the windows in my room.

I have since come to realize that our apartment is not particularly good compared to those of other students. Its biggest failings are 1. lack of common space (the bedrooms serve ok, but there's not much furniture) 2. lack of a gas stove, and 3. lack of a bathtub. Its main advantage is location, being quite close to the language school, the college where the math classes will be, and within a couple minutes' walk of two large grocery stores.

Last night we were invited to a dinner party at the most spectacular apartment I'd ever seen. It was only a few blocks from our own, and must have had 14-foot ceilings in every room. One of the bedrooms was absolutely palatial, and probably could have held our whole apartment. The place looked like it should have been decorated with fancy Victorian furniture and full of women in large gowns.

Either my standards for housing in big European cities are rather low, or the BSM people really went all out in finding us apartments.

It's very gray here. The skies are gray quite a lot, which is to be expected since it's winter, but they also don't seem to be that into public greenery around here, and many of the buildings are stained pretty badly from soot and kind of crumbly. The old ones are charming and all, but I'm going to need plants at some point. I honestly didn't notice anything about the air quality here (though I have had a cold since I arrived), but the people from Minnesota are really suffering from the smog, too.

Here's a gray street. It's in a kind of touristy area of town that they took us to on the guided tours during the first week of classes. The bottom storefronts are full of swanky shops. McDonalds is apparently considered somewhat posh here, to give you an idea of the standards.

They also took us to the big central market on the tours. It's neat. Cheap vegetables that are good in winter are dirt cheap here (onions, carrots, potatoe), and things that I consider "normal" are weirdly expensive (celery).

The first time we went to the market, we were advised to try a langos. It's a sort of savory fried donut-type thing that you can get with toppings. I got mine with sour cream and cheese. Oh, man. I only made it about 2/3 of the way through before I got grease overload and had to give the rest away.

Last weekend, they organized a bus tour in the morning that most people opted to sleep through. I at least got to see most of the major tourist sites so I'll know what to go back to.

We went to Hero Square, which was built for the 1896 Exposition in Budapest. Big phallic monument with lots and lots of statues honoring Hungary's past.

It's between two major museums. On the other side of it is a lake that in the winter is turned into a gigantic ice skating rink, the very same one that I failed to skate at earlier. On the other side of the lake/skating rink is a fake castle thing that was also built in 1896 to showcase various architectural styles.

The tour guide told us about the gigantic compulsory worker meetings that she used to go to with her parents during the Communist era, where the party leaders would address the working masses. She took the same sort of amused ironic distance with respect to Hungary's past that the other guides and older teachers seem to, like they've been scarred by the repeated invasions and destruction. It's foreign attitude to me, the history-free Californian.

We went up to Castle Hill on the Buda side and took pictures of the view.

Higher up on another hill is a monument to... I think it's the worker. Built by the Communists. The guide pointed out the obvious stains where there used to be a big red star on the column.

The view up there is pretty spectacular.

There aren't really any tall buildings here, which is kind of interesting. Multiple guides have pointed out places where some very old one-story buildings still remain. And with the super-high ceilings common to the old buildings around here, there aren't very many floors to a not-tall building either.

They do cheat on their floor numbering, though. Of course there's the European thing of not counting the ground floor. That's fine. But the building housing our language school also has a 1/2 floor, and it ain't no little mezzanine floor either. It's full-sized in every way. Apparently this is common. Weird.

I bought a metro pass last week, and have since taken all sorts of transit everywhere. There are three subway lines, yellow, red, and blue. They also have numbers, but I never remember which is which. I think I put them in order. The yellow one is just under the ground, and was built for the exposition in 1896. It plays a cheesy little song when it arrives in a station. The red and blue ones are more modern, and have these awesome deep escalators descending into the abyss. I think the blue one is the deepest.

A word on the escalators here. They turn them off and switch directions in the metro stations. The hand rails do not move at the same speed as the steps. They move, of course, but some are as much as several feet ahead or behind by the time you get to the top or bottom. Yeah, it's fun to see if you can try to keep your hand in one place for the duration of a trip. Also, people seem not to believe in walking on escalators.

It is also a proper subway in that rush-hour trains come every 2 minutes, and trains are never more than 10 minutes apart. Score. Unfortunately, they stop running sometime after 11 pm.

The stations are little shopping centers in themselves, and full of sad-looking people passing flyers out. The most obnoxious is a shoe store near Astoria with these flyers proclaiming "VEGKIARUSITAS" in fluorescent green letters, that has a veritable army of wrinkled flyer-ers in matching green-and-white tshirts on the way to school.

This is the view out of the Keleti palyaudvarig metro stop, also known as Keleti pu. (but absolutely not to be pronounced that way, as most tourists do), with view of the named train station. This is the stop I will see every day when I'm too lazy to walk to class once our real courses start.

January 26, 2005

Budapest, snow

It's snowing today!

The Romanian men's choir was awesome. The room was about 2/3 full of BSM students, and the other adults in the room looked at us rather disapprovingly.

Afterward, a bunch of us were going to try to check out Iguana, a Mexican place nearby that had been pointed out by the tour guide, but we balked at the prices (1500-2000 forints, $7.50-$10, for a main dish). Anywhere in the US, that would have been perfectly acceptable, but after just a week here all of us have gotten used to being able to eat a good meal for 400 forints. So we went off and found a touristy place on Raday street that offered pizzas. Three guys split a "family-size" pizza that was the hugest thing I'd ever seen.

I made lentil soup last night. To protest, Diane and Jonah made chicken. We had the rich and poor dinner. Mm.

More Hungarian things... "Helo" means both hello and goodbye, as does "szia" (see ya). A good portion of the program now takes great pleasure in greeting each other with "szia" and saying goodbye with "helo". We've gotten deep into the directional suffixes in class, which cover all the combinations of various English prepositions. I now feel relatively confident in ordering random products from a bakery and figuring out which ones contain meat or not, and at least hearing the first digit of the price.

Time to go back to class. We're probably going to be late.

January 24, 2005

More Budapest things...

Again posting from the computer lab on a "borrowed" account. Today it seems College International is full of Germans.

Hungarian class is going much as many other language class goes. We have a third teacher now. I mean seriously, we must be an experimental section or something. The new teacher is very young and shy and clearly afraid of us. She's not comfortable enough in English to understand us when we speak normally (in American), or understand us when we try to speak in Hungarian with our still-horrid accents, or be able to pronounce "definite" and "indefinite" in a way that we can differentiate.

On Friday I watched Garden State in someone's apartment with a big pile of other kids from the program. It feels like a very 20-something movie, full of little quotes and jokes aimed straight at my situation. I mean, I appreciated the observation about not having a home anymore, and then appreciated the meta-situation of watching the movie aimed at my stereotype. I was disappointed in the ending, though.

There you go, movie reviews from me.

On Saturday we all failed at going ice skating, then had dinner at the "pancake restaurant" in Buda that everyone's been raving about, then failed at going clubbing. The ice skating place closed before we got there. The "pancake restaurant" turned out to be a crepe place, and I wasn't all that impressed. If I could just find some gruyere here, I'd be set. For clubbing, we first went to ChaChaCha, a bar in the metro station at Kalvin Ter that is apparently world-famous, but again not that impressive at midnight. At least, it was kind of smoky and full of people halfheartedly dancing to ok music. Then we tried a second club listed in someone's guidebook, but it turned out to be bad rock music night, and we didn't see any women there, so we decided to try a third club that had apparently fallen off the face of the earth.

The night wasn't a total waste, though, since we had some exciting rounds of Pick Two with semi-drunken nerds before going out, and I discovered that a fellow CS major here is a very good ballroom dancer, so we danced in his living room.

I'm slowly learning important food words, though I haven't had enough time to let things settle in, so I tend to promptly forget whatever I was trying to say in the first place. Lots of people here speak English, and so my current restaurant experience consists mainly of the counter-person just looking at us with irritation when we order in broken Hungarian, then printing out a receipt for the price of whatever we bought without even bothering to try to say it. People who don't speak English at all seem to be awfully chatty in our direction, though.

As far as food goes, I was able to find baking powder (sutopor, with accents that I can't find), and yeast, and there's an "asian" market in the basement of the big market that has a wall of every kind of spice, most of the other standard asian things I could possibly want, and even a shelf with salsa and 800-forint packages of tortillas.

Hungarian is weird. There are two words for red. They are not interchangeable. I've finally managed to remember most of the numbers. 600 is pronounced very much like "hot sauce". Diane has decided that 5 (o"t, where that's supposed to be an umlaut over the o) should mean cold, so we walk around saying things like 55! (o"tveno"t) or 555! (o"tszazo"tveno"t) to the confusion and consternation of the real Hungarian people around us.

People's names are given as last first, like Chinese. The word for sex is szex, which greatly amuses all of us. (There are quite a lot of szex bolts around here.) The word for joke (and the root for many words having to do with "funny") is vics, which is pronounced vits, and is, er, obviously German. Nagyon jo means "very good", and is my current favorite collection of sounds, because the way the teacher pronounces it it sounds more like najyoyo. Plurals are formed by adding -ok or -ek or -"ok to the ends of words, so that you end up with magazine article headers like "szexy starok!". Actually, the huge number of words ending in k has convinced me that this is an awesome language.

Time to jaunt off to watch a Romanian men's choir. Next time I hope to bring my laptop so as to put up pictures.

January 20, 2005

Budapest

Hm. I'm in the computer room in the basement of College International.

Budapest is cold. That's the first thing.

Our apartment is stunningly beautiful. I'm totally impressed. I was expecting to be sharing a bedroom and have a tiny kitchen, nonexistent bathroom, a few mismatched plates, and so on. Instead, I have a room that is huge even by American standards. With a wall of floor-to-ceiling windows. (Looking out onto the crumbling building just across the way, but quand meme.) It's been tastefully decorated with chairs, a table, a rug, floozy transparent curtains, all in a nice coordinated color scheme. The kitchen is, well, huge. And it has a real oven. I think that's our trump card. Many of the other student apartments seem to have similar amazing details: the girls who have a whirlpool bathtub, the guys with cable, the girls with DSL.

I took some gooey pictures, but I'm on a random computer in a random computer lab, so I won't post them just yet.

On the computer lab: it's in the basement of College International, which is where the math classes will be. But not where the Hungarian classes are. No, those are at a language school that seems to primarily teach English, about a 20 minute walk away. We live halfway between them, which is kind of nice. Means we've been too lazy to get our metro passes yet, though. The sun setting so early (4:30) makes me groggy at night.

Oh, right, the computer lab. Diane's been carting around two guys from her Hungarian section all day, having promised them dinner. We decided internet came before dinner (it has been three days) and walked to the College International, but nobody was really around. We found someone who directed us to the computer labs downstairs, but then was informed by one of the Hungarian students here that one had to have an account. Well, suck. We were already turned away from an internet cafe on the way that was totally full. Totally cheap, though, at 100 forints ($.50) for half an hour. Then Diane notices a page listing accounts and what looks like default passwords. We all sit down and start plugging them into the windows logon screens, to the (probable) alarm and consternation of the poor Hungarian students around us. The 5th one down or so works. Moral of this story: change your default password.

Everything is in Hungarian here. This should be obvious, but, er, Hungarian looks nothing at all like English, French, or German. It's a bit disorienting. Luckily, if people do speak a foreign language it's either English or German. I'm amazed, though, at people's willingness to chat at me in Hungarian when I don't understand. We went to the market today on our mid-class downtown tour, and it is huge and fabulous. I bought things. A woman near one of the entrances tried to sell me some unfamiliar berries, and I think she was telling me through sign language that it was good for hair and chests. Another woman came up to me and (I think) told me that my hair is beautiful, but I really have no idea other than that it was friendly. So I smiled a lot. I manged to buy quite a lot of food using 1. English 2. German (funf? ein hundert forint) and 3. broken Hungarian. At least we've learned numbers in class.

Other than that, no huge adventures, because nearly all our time is taken up by class. The first night we walked down the street, and saw many shops. We looked at the menu of a restaurant that had absolutely no vegetarian options whatsoever. Most of the dishes were things like stomach goulash. Yum.

I have no idea where to buy yeast or baking powder/soda. It seems not to exist in Match, the supermarket closest to our house. If anybody who knows anything about Hungary has any idea where I might find these things, I would be grateful.

Time to go home and eat, perhaps. You should all come and visit me. Until next time...

January 17, 2005

Random French things

Three years ago I arrived in France alone with two huge suitcases of clothes, a couple years of university-level French under my belt, an address of an apartment in Sophia, and a student job.

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Last night there was a program on the tsunami on TV. There was a video segment on a (I'm guessing) French-Indonesian girl wearing too much makeup as she shopped for toys and then flew to what looked like Indonesia and cried about all the damage. Next on was a guy who appeared to be from a relief organization who discussed the structure of rebuilding operations. And then they trotted out a quebecois pop singer. She started singing some sappy song... and then to my horror, they started interspersing clips from the amateur videos of the tsunami hitting various regions in with shots of her (also) wearing too much makeup and looking sad as she sang on a stage among flashing lights. The whole thing hit my tasteless limit immediately. It's as if they were treating the disaster as emotionally on par with the Titanic movie.

Somehow I expect the american media is just as bad.

We changed the channel and watched Chinese TV instead. There was an awesome commercial with dancing shrimp jumping into a bag.

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Being a foreigner is tricky sometimes.

Take the bises, kissing people to greet them. It's the social equivalent of shaking hands. As far as I can tell, the rules go something like: guys kiss their families and other girls and shake hands with all others; girls kiss everyone. And no, it's not that much contact. You just put your cheek next to the other person's and make little kissing noises. And yet, because I didn't grow up with it, it feels oddly intimate.

When I was here before, half the time it felt like I ended up the only girl walking into a roomful of guys, and because you're supposed to greet everyone, I'd have to make the rounds being the only one to kiss everyone. A couple times I gave up and just started shaking hands like a guy, which of course brought laughter. There are a few other interesting issues, such as: what do you do when greeting a fellow foreigner? Kiss, hug, shake hands, or some combination of the above?

There's also the tu/vous issue. [As in, tu the informal "you", and vous the formal.] If you're young, you say tu to people your age, so that's fine. You also say vous to anybody you're relating to in a professional context, like a waiter or office person, so that's also fine. Normal people also say tu to family members. Now here comes the tricky situation: what happens when *I* go home to meet someone's family? I think I'm supposed to say vous until invited to say tu. On previous occasions I didn't feel secure enough remembering all the conjugations with vous, so I just pretended I didn't know any better.

Last weekend, Renaud's mom said vous to me until her sons said she should stop. That's fine. But the whole conversation left me horribly confused: was she to tutoie me because I was a kid, in which case I should still say vous, or because we shouldn't be formal, in which case I should say tu? In fact, to even ask the question, I would have had to choose one or the other, and I was afraid to guess, so I didn't. For the entire rest of the weekend I avoided using any second-person pronouns in her direction at all. I felt rather silly, like David Sedaris in "Me Talk Pretty One Day" where he pluralizes every noun in French because he's afraid of getting the gender wrong.

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There needs to be a fast way to express the difference between confusion over language issues and confusion over ideas. "I understood all the words that you said but I don't understand what you're trying to say" takes too long. Well, ok, "J'ai compris les mots mais pas le sens." isn't so long, but still slower than body language.

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There are also some extended issues relating to what Hixie terms "negotiating a communication protocol". Renaud talked to me about what he calls the "m'as-tu-vu" [didja see me?] phenomenon, using a language to show it off. Do I feel pretentious writing emails to friends whose written English is better than my French? Yes. Is it weird talking in English to people I'm used to speaking to in French? Yes. How about just discussing particular topics that are more familiar in one language or the other? What about when you discover that not only do people have different personalities across different languages, but that you're used to a particular configuration? I am either more confident or more aggressive in English, depending on who you talk to when. What happens to a friendship in a particular language when I let my ability slide?

Yes, I have tolerant (or easily amused) friends. I also show off sometimes.

It was interesting to see Gabriel again after two and a half years. When I left, I think we were on about the same ability level in French (hence 6 years in school + 6 months immersion == 2 years immersion from scratch). Now he is, not surprisingly, much better than I am, and comes out with these expressions I'd never think of. But he'll probably always write me in English.

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I leave for Budapest tomorrow morning.

January 16, 2005

Vouziers

In the afternoon, I was taken out to be a tourist in the region.

Vouziers is an hour and a half (when the highway isn't closed) outside of Paris, halfway between Paris and Belgium. I'm told there are only two reasons that tourists would ever be in the area: 1. it was directly in the path of the full solar eclipse that went across Europe a few years ago, and 2. Rimbaud grew up a few villages away. More on that later. It is also near Champagne. I'm told all the rich families in Reims are in the champagne business.

I, of course, was perfectly happy to wander around and take pictures of scenic French countryside and adorable little villages. I mean, really. Flat-fronted stone buildings right against a narrow road petering off into farmland. Dearest American readers, wouldn't you take the same pictures?

And look, crumbling stone farmhouses on the side of the road, totally scenic, totally calendar-worthy.

And yet without fail, the people who grew up in these villages find absolutely nothing special about it at all, and are shocked that I'm taking pictures of such boring stuff. Then they try to direct me to the local tourist traps and gigantic new stores. Hilarious.

A village on top of a small hill offered a scenic outlook on the region, with a circular map of points of interest. Behind us was a monument to soldiers from Bordeaux who came to defend the village in WWI or WWII.

Renaud and Clement were telling me, "C'est completement pourri ici. Ils ont fait un sondage il y a quelques ans pour voir ce qui etait le departement le plus interessant en France. Les Ardennes etait l'avant-dernier." [It sucks around here. They did a poll a few years ago to see which was the most interesting department in France. Les Ardennes came in next to last.] To which their mother immediately responded: "Mais il faut arreter avec ca! 'Les Ardennes j'y crois.'" [You've gotta stop all that. 'I believe in les Ardennes'] Renaud had already told me the story of how after a previous visit he was totally alarmed to discover that his mother had stuck a 'Les Ardennes j'y crois' sticker on his car, because, you know, nobody in Paris would ever take you seriously again if they saw that. It appears to be a whole marketing campaign approximately on the coolness level of "Oklahoma is OK!"

We went to the village where Rimbaud grew up. There were little Rimbaud drawing cut-out statues all over. Apparently he returned as an adult to spend a summer there, during which time he wrote some of his best poetry, collected in a book entitled "Une saison en enfer" [A season in hell]. Renaud apparently feels about the same about the area, and taunts his mom constantly about the title. His mom gave me a CD of Rimbaud poems that have been put to music. By the side of the road a little outside of the village is the site of the farmhouse where he spent most of his time. Do you feel inspired?

In any case, the sky was quite lovely.

Unfortunately, I missed just about everything else there was to do tourist-wise on the way there and back because of the traffic jam and that it was late when we left, including the tour of a champagne cave and the cathedral at Reims. Well, I saw the outside of the cathedral, anyways. It is immense, and incredible. Way more intricate than Notre Dame in Paris. And it was built in the 13th century. Amazing.

January 15, 2005

Not-Paris, day 2+3

So we're stuck in a horrible traffic jam. Some huge accident has sprayed debris across the autoroute in both directions, so it's closed just outside of Paris and traffic is moving at approximately .5 mph.

I get bored and start asking Renaud which departments the license plates are from. The last two digits of a French license plate is the two-digit number of the department (region) the car was registered in. In front of us is a 93.

"Ca vient d'ou, 93?"
"C'est la banlieue parisienne, tu connais Saint-Denis? C'est d'ou viennent tous les rappeurs francais. Mais ils disent pas quatre-vingt-treize, ils disent le neuf-trois." He adopts a fake rapper-style: "Moi, je viens du neuf-trois, quoi." For some reason this sends me into fits of giggles. "Moi, neuf-trois, quoi."

Translation:
"Where's 93 from?"
"It's the Paris suburbs [equivalent of the inner city]. Have you heard of Saint-Denis? That's where all the French rappers come from. But they don't say four-twenty-thirteen [ninety-three], they say the nine-three." "Me, I come from the nine-three, ya know?"

"Let's talk about sex" comes up on the iPod. Renaud is singing along. And he pretended to be offended when I told him that if an American guy dressed like a French one, he would immediately be classified as metrosexual if not gay. It's the cut of the jeans, quoi. Also perhaps the tight t-shirts that say "Je ne suis pas d'accord avec ce qui se passe sur cette planete." (I'm not ok with what's happening on this planet.)

We're almost to Euro-Disney. It's going to be a long trip.

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We spent three hours in the backup before they finally re-opened the highway. People were getting out of their cars to smoke, pee, etc.

It turns out the accident involved un camion a frites, a french fry truck. This resulted in several jokes about Belgians, because anything that mentions fries in France requires jokes about Belgians. When we passed the site of the accident, we saw a lot of what seemed to be smashed up potatoes and who-knows-what-else by the side of the road.

Right now I'm at Renaud's house in Vouziers, sitting in his super-hooked-up brother's room trying to get the laptops set up to watch Super Size Me in French. This room is insane. Modded Xbox. (After he saw that I wrote this, he says "With LCD!" In a French accent. Renaud: "Il est fier, quand meme.") Collection of posters for bad American movies in French ("The Faculty: Sechez les cours! C'est une question de vie ou de mort.") Four shelves of DVDs, many of them ordered from Canada and dubbed in quebecois. A home-made lamp from a Pringles can.

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Last night we had dinner at a snooty Italian restaurant on the other side of l'Arc de Triomphe, right near an awesome rondpoint where you could look down one street and see a fabulous view of la Tour Eiffel all lit up for the evening in the fog. Renaud explains that the Italians are to the French as the French are to the Americans: they drive like maniacs, sleep with your women, and waiters drop by your table in a restaurant when it's convient for them. The service in this restaurant was definitely like that. Across from our table was a family of four. We couldn't hear them talking amongst themselves, but the waiters were trying to explain the menu to them in English. I guessed upper-class east coast family, definitely not British. Then we realized they weren't speaking English among themselves. Revised guess: something Scandinavian. I should have known by the older daughter's hair style, a single barrette on top of the head pulling the bangs back.

After we went to Cafe de Flore, which was apparently the hangout of Sartre, and also the location of the best hot chocolate in Paris. It was, indeed, the richest cup of chocolate I've ever had, a thick chocolate syrup. I was instructed to savor it like a fine wine. The cafe itself was full enough of random people, including a fair number of tourists who all take the napkins home as souvenirs. From our hide-out in the "non-smoking" section upstairs, I watched a woman as she smoked a cigarette alone, then tried to start a conversation with a guy a few tables away about his iBook, then her shock: "Ah, mais vous n'etes pas ecrivain?"

Renaud and his brother are discussing all the horrid dance music they have. In French. Blogging in English is making me schizophrenic. "Clement! Das Modul! Ils ont das modul! Mais c'est genial! Ah ca marche pas! Vas-y, essaie-le sur windows, il me faut ca." eurodancehits.com "Ah, Voyage-Voyage, c'est du kitch francais des annees 80. Regard le look, la."

January 14, 2005

Paris, day 1

Ok, I slept all day.

In the evening, we went to dinner with JB and Gabriel, a veritable stagiaire reunion. None of them have seen each other in years. Go me for being the visitor that brings people together. Renaud managed to find the most Californian restaurant I've ever seen in France. That's right, they sold smoothies (only there's apparently no word for such in French, so they were listed under "cocktails") and had multiple vegetarian options for dinner. (Ok, that's not entirely fair, a creperie or a pizza place also has multiple vegetarian options, but they all involve large quantities of cheese. This place had ones that just involved vegetables. I was impressed.)

We went out to walk through some expensive areas of town. It finally clicked that the colored lights everywhere are all part of Paris's campaign to get the 2012 olympics. (Yeah the sign on the Eiffel Tower is pretty obvious, but random colors are less so.) Here's some more official buildings lit up like a circus:

You can see what they did to the front here. We went by Notre Dame, whose front facade is freshly cleaned and pretty. In this picture, the bright spots in the lower right is a pair of fire dancers.

The Seine looks calm at night, when you can't see that it's brown:

We took the metro, and I decided I like curved metro stations. I also like weird artsy ads on the walls.

I had a conversation with Hixie yesterday afternoon before taking a nap:

Me: "There's just one problem with being in Europe..."
Hixie: "Yeah. No Tivo."
"...besides the lack of decent Mexican food."
"And that."
"All of my American friends are asleep."
"Oh, well, I rarely have that problem. I just live on CA time."

January 13, 2005

Paris, day 0

I have arrived in Paris. Renaud lives in a tiny little apartment just off of Nation, right above a Mac store.

First, there's the startling realization that I appear to speak French. I mean, everyone's speaking not-English, and I just happen to understand it all. It's a strange sensation. One forgets this sometimes when trapped in English-speaking places. My expressiveness remains somewhat limited, but we're working on reminding me of all the vocabulary that I forgot ("C'est quoi 'boulder'?" "Rocher." "Oh, right.") and some important new terms (bobo, as in "Le maire de Paris est bobo.") and refining my understanding of particular words (entrer vs rentrer, trouver vs retrouver, tourner vs retourner).

I've never been in a car in Paris before. Drivers here are *insane*. It's enough to give a passenger, or even an onlooker, a heart attack. Imagine, if you will, everyone driving as if they are playing Grand Theft Auto, except that the streets are narrower, there are bicycles and more cars, and sometimes there are cobblestones on the street. If you don't go fast enough, the car/moto/bicycle behind you will speed up and pass you on your right with mere centimeters between them, you, and the cars parked haphazardly on their other side. Drivers speed up at the sight of a jaywalking pedestrian. Last night, we ended up behind a car that had a video screen (currently playing some movie) mounted on the dashboard.

In the afternoon, I took a short walk around to stave off sleep. Hey, I'm in Paris. The houses look like Paris. The cars are little, or rather, they are not grossly more gigantic than they need to be to move people and a normal amount of stuff from one place to another. The men are short and wear sweaters. If you don't watch where you step on the sidewalk, you'll probably step in dog poop. Aggressive pedestrianism is de rigeur, minus dodging the scooters aiming at you.

And the people speak French! It is epitomized for me, somehow, by the perfect rounded pursedness of the lips for several of the range of 'o'-related sounds, and by the cheek-pouf. Poof. Pouf.

In the evening, we went out to be tourists and had dinner at a creperie in the Quartier Touristique. Otherwise known as the Quartier Latin. They've been installing brightly colored lights on all the bridges over the Seine and along the water. Some look neat, some less so.

We went to admire the Tour Eiffel lit up for the night. The exact interesting shade is difficult to capture on a digital camera.

We walked underneath...

... and off to, er, I forgot what the name of the place is, but it has two huge artsy/human rights slogans on it, and a wide platform overlooking the Eiffel tower. I remember being there 8 years ago and noting the large number of african men there selling trinkets to tourists during the day. Renaud says a co-worker of his swears it's the best place to pick up foreign tourists. There we saw the whole Eiffel tower light up with sparkling lights, as it does for the first ten minutes of every hour. I find it awesome that the city actually pays for something that silly.

Today I'm going to stay home and sleep and hope that rest will make this awful cold go away.

Traveling

Blogging from the field...

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My flight to Paris has been delayed an hour.

The next gate over is an Air China flight to Beijing. They keep announcing things in Chinese. I'm amusing myself by listening for words... fei ji, qing lai, xie xie, yi xia, er shi yi. (Excerpted from announcements along the lines of "So and so on flight blah please come to the counter." and "Rows 1 to 21 may board now.") I should take up Chinese again. Somehow learning just a bit about the structure of the language has taught me to enjoy listening to it, recognizing when someone has the classic accent that we were taught. Flashback image of lao shi teaching us basic sounds, encouraging the class to be more violent about our fourth tones, and say ge so that the g opens up our throat before sliding into the e.

I got marked for an SSSS search. My infraction this time? Flying on a one-way ticket. Honestly, do they think hijackers won't notice that, oh, flying without id, paying with cash, buying last-minute tickets, buying one-way tickets are the ways to get searched? In the line I chatted with a nice businessman who was traveling to India and Tokyo. He was there for buying a last-minute ticket. I swear they were doing their best to waste our time. I took pictures this time, in my little silent rebellion. They didn't notice. It took 35 minutes to get through a four-person line.

Me, sitting around in the security line, waiting for someone to take me, my backpack, and my containers of sweater+shoes and laptop through the metal detectors:

I'm just hoping all of my luggage makes it through the intensive searches. I mean, the bags aren't exactly packed tightly, but I'm still having images of rolled-up panties spilling all over the inspection area, and them puzzling over my clubs or fold-up music stand.

Someone has a dog, a little pug-faced thing. The flight attendants are all cooing over it and taking pictures of themselves holding it. Elegant French women, all, in regulation long coats.

To my right is a beautiful black woman speaking in African-accented French to the balding older white guy next to her. A few minutes ago, she swatted the newspaper out of his hands to force him to pay attention to her. He is sitting facing her, to all appearances listening, but he hasn't said a word the entire time I've been watching. Her hairdo is a pile of wide ringlets extending out from the back of her head, supported I think purely by the volume of ringlets underneath. She has the biggest ring I have ever seen in my life on her left hand. We're talking measurable in centimeters in all dimensions. The stone looks yellow. She stands up, ties some sort of complicated garment made out of obviously real fur around her waist, and plops carelessly down on top of it. She is stroking her purse, one of those ugly brown ones with a repeating logo that probably cost a lot of money. I can see underneath the bench that she is wearing shiny platform shoes. Just the part supporting her toes peeking out from underneath her long pants is at least four inches long.

The clouds outside are rather striking:

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On the plane, I sat next to an american woman who has been living in France for the last 30 years on Belle-Ile-en-Mer. She told me about how she was a model when she was younger, went to Berkeley, then went to art school and actually became a working artist. She also told me how some island inhabitants are so inbred that they can't learn to read or write.

January 10, 2005

Mac-geeking

This entry is not beautiful, nor is it about me. You have been warned.

I got a 15" Powerbook for Christmas. It is quite the sexy machine. The UI design mission seems to have been to make mac users as irrationally attached to their computer as possible. And I am. I turned on *all* of the silly special effects. I minimized windows just to watch the cool whooshing motion. I made my shell transparent. I turned on the screen saver just to watch it. For a while, I even had it set to change the desktop background picture every five seconds. I love how the little icons jump up and down to get my attention. I made another account and turned on fast user switching just to watch the rotating cube motion.

However, I have actually been surprised by a few incredibly irritating design choices.

1. The trackpad is not centered with respect to standard hand-position on the keyboard, so that while I'm typing my palm occasionally brushes the trackpad and causes the cursor to move unexpectedly. It seems the only Apple-endorsed solution is to turn off tap-clicking, but I *like* tap-clicking. I found SideTrack which allows you to filter trackpad input while typing.

2. You can't turn off the start-up sound without muting everything (which is already too late, if you're starting up your computer in a gigantic lecture hall). I found an add-on startupsound.prefPane which allows you to do this. But seriously, this really needs to be available in standard preferences.

2b. There needs to be non-aural feedback when I press the start button, so I know that the computer is actually booting without informing everyone in my general vicinity of this same fact.

2c. It seems that Apple subscribes to the same "too many preferences available to users is bad" philosophy of UI design as Mozilla. I would think that having to hunt around in obscure config files or download third-party software would be less user-friendly than an extra checkbox, but I guess not. This applies to help files, too. I want an index of all topics. I've resorted to searching for common words just to have an easy listing of things I can do with some software.

3. I want a hibernate option. Sleep takes up battery power.

3b. I like that the computer goes to sleep when I close the lid, but I don't like that it goes to sleep if it's in the process of shutting down and I close the lid before it's off.

3c. Is there a way to turn off the "Are you sure you want to shut down?" box? Is there a way to shut down the computer (nicely) that requires fewer than three mouse clicks?

4. The python interpreter that is installed by default seems not to have a command history. A few other unixy things I'm used to have been handicapped (apropos?). I'm installing fink, though it seems to have just given me an error.

4b. Mac things use the Apple button where I'm used to 'ctrl', but in the shell it's 'ctrl' for 'ctrl'. Gah.

5. Safari doesn't show the address of a link before you click on it. Mail doesn't seem to have a way to mark a message as spam without opening it. So I'm back to Firefox and Thunderbird. Why is the option to set your default web browser in the Safari preferences?

6. iPhoto doesn't seem to have any way of making trees of albums. I have 6000 photos over the last three years organized in folders by year, month, and day. I assume iPhoto is designed to help me with this, but I don't see how it does so without putting hundreds of albums at the top level. I also have some pictures that I would rather not show up in the general library, but want to keep.

7. Why is the plug on the long power cord grounded? There's an ungrounded plug that connects to the box, but still. It's a laptop. People take laptops to places with ungrounded sockets.

January 06, 2005

Math in Atlanta

Reporting live from the Joint Meetings...

There are two parallel threads going on in my head as I write this.

The first: conferences are awesome. There are about 5,000 mathematicians here. That's a lot. I know a surprising number of them. Of course all the ETSU kids are here (except Ian, who has decided he hates math and is going to law school), and people I know because of Kevin, but less expectedly I keep running into people from Berkeley classes, from bab5, from ballroom dancing. Random people come up to me and start talking, asking if I'm a grad student at Berkeley and if so, do I know so-and-so. I feel almost ashamed to admit that I am neither a grad student nor a mathematician. I met a super-friendly analysis guy from Texas, chatted about programming with a recently-graduated double major in computer science and mechanical engineering, talked about Debian and Berkeley with a random Russian guy from Penn State, and so on. And then there's the famous people. Oh, that's Ron Graham talking on his phone, and Benoit Mandelbrot that I just bumped, and Erik Demaine surrounded by a big crowd of admirers.

And the math... for the most part, I've been sticking to the invited talks, since most of them are aimed at a "general math audience" (read: accessible to me), and long enough to provide an actual discussion of a topic. It's enough to make me wish I was a real mathematician. My favorite so far was Ravi Vakil's "Given four lines in space, how many other lines meet all four? The geometry, topology, and combinatorics of the Grassmannian." And here I thought all this algebraic geometry stuff was boring. He's obviously excessively brilliant in that way that probably makes him super-friendly in real life, and instills in him a deep desire to share beautiful ideas with the rest of the world. (And write books about my excessively brilliant friends he's shared beautiful ideas with.) He started with, well, the question in the title, and gave two intuitive arguments supporting his answer of two ("One of the few problems in linear algebra where the answer is not 0, 1, or infinity."), one using linear transformations to map the arbitrary lines to lines on a hyperboloid (complete with a spiffy demonstration made out of circular velcro pads attached by strings that he then rotated to show us exactly how the lines could cross), and the second using "virtual reality" where he swooshed lines across the page and across the stage, and told us to stand on intersections and pointed into the sky to show the lines. Then he expanded things and started talking about ideals and symmetry and using the structure of the solution to solve much larger problems. Everything was simple, beautiful, obvious once it was explained, tied together multiple areas of math, and followed naturally by asking the right questions at the right time. I was in love. I should have taken notes.

Tangent-wise, he mentioned Henry Segerman's web page, and I was reminded of this, and more tangentially of Kevin's pipe-cleaner Klein bottle and projective planes, and his description of an origami ball he once made for someone that you could hit to cause it to break into many pieces. Beautiful things, just because. Would that I were a mathematician.

That's part one.

The second: being at a conference like this emphasizes the difference between the conference attendees and those who are serving them. When I registered, the woman printing my name tag asked about the weather outside, and she told me she had been laid off from her job and was doing this in-between, and that she liked it because she was a "people person". The conference photographer took some pictures of me looking, coincidentally, at pictures of Bathsheba Grossman's sculptures, and struck up a conversation about how I didn't look like a mathematician, and how strange it was to be in a conference like this. The cashier at Walgreens had two-inch nails on her ring and pinky fingers, and when I commented on them, she told us that her others had been that long, but broke off when she reached to grab something off the wall at the store.

The conference is being held at both the Hyatt and Marriott in downtown Atlanta. The buildings are incredible. This is what you see if you look up in the Marriott. Those are glass elevators. There are curved pathways over empty space leading to the elevator area. It all seems rather appropriate for a math conference.

So is the price. I'm staying at the Atlanta Hostel, a run-down old building advertising itself as a bed-and-breakfast about a mile away. It's homey, almost. The first night, someone's snoring was keeping me awake, so I padded downstairs and found two French guys, a random guy from Winnipeg, and algebraic geometer from Washington, and a Spanish teacher from the Virgin Islands playing pool. The next night I bought ear plugs.

At night, the streets are almost deserted, except for stray mathematicians (who are almost uniformly pale-colored), and homeless people (who are, as far as I've seen, uniformly black). This morning I took a new route to the conference and passed what must have been a shelter or soup kitchen attached to a church. There must have been a hundred people in line outside. They were all black men. A bit further on, I watched a guy in a wheelchair drive down the lane into oncoming traffic because the sidewalk ended.

I'll end this with a gratuitous picture of buildings disappearing into fog in Toronto.

January 04, 2005

Toronto, post-Christmas.

I let Kevin cut my hair this morning. It was to my knees.

Toronto has been a slow sort of bliss. I bought a big winter coat: poofy quilted down, plum-colored, decorated with the fuzzy bits of some dead animal. It's awesome. The weather here has responded by remaining above freezing for the entire duration of my visit. The snow that was here when I arrived has melted into horrid chunks of dirty ice scattered along the edges of roads.

I have had many dinners with many different groups of friends here, not all of them belonging to Kevin. We spent new year's first with Ian and Kirk and Kirk's collected Canadian posse in his shiny new yuppie-apartment, then left for Kat and (different) Ian's somewhat more subdued gathering of domesticated cypherpunks.

I moved out of Berkeley for good before Christmas. This and a few other events left me rather introspective for the holidays. Perhaps I will try to write down the unformed blog entry sometime when I'm more alone.

Kevin leaves for Vancouver early tomorrow morning, and I leave for Atlanta in the early afternoon.