nawl

I received a package in the mail this morning. It contained Cadbury eggs. I ate one as I went out into the hallway at school. Everyone who passed by stopped to comment.

"Oh my god, is that a Cadbury creme egg? Where did you get that?"

"Oh, man, I don't even like them that much, but it was barely Easter this year without one."

"You look happy." I hold up the partially eaten chocolate egg overflowing with sugar goo. "Augh, you bitch! Is that a Cadbury creme egg? I've been looking for those for months! You could sell those for artificially inflated prices here."

I'm imagining a thriving black market trade in Cadbury creme eggs. Mm.