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Peterson, in a Russian accent: "A day when you do not write a shell script is not a complete day."

Danny: "You chaied up my reader."
Walter: "Chide? You can't use chide like that."

Someone: "You have to show that's polynomial running time."
Danny: "Oh fuck that. This is constant, baby. I'll write it in mips."
(Danny and Peterson proceed to spend several minutes arguing about a0 and a1.)
"It's very clever in its tail call..."
"Try to take points off for that, muthafucka."

Walter, out of the middle of nowhere: "Does this ring a bell to you? It's the plumber, I've come to fix your sink."